Two Home Repair Guidelines from Bob

1.  YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE — WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.  IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.  IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

2.  IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.